I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
tell your sister to shave her snatch
i soberly give you permission to do that to me when im drunk
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
So you walked 4 miles to get home but stopped by the store first to get a vegetable tray? How drunk were you?
Please come pick me up? I sleep walked to planned parenthood again.
It was my penance. God came down to me in the form of an angel and said, "you must atone for your sins, by puking in your mouth at church right before communion"
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
Why did I not realize how important my fridge was till I was drunk. It keeps all my food cold its like my own cold box
Highlight your past hook-ups. You've been stabbed, shot at, run over, and chased down the road...no you can't bring new bar bitch over here!
Dude she has a friend!!!!
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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