I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
i dedicated my morning wood to you.
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
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I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
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So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
the roommate is literally cooking green eggs n ham, and I'm too hungover to see straight. Dr Seuss nightmare.
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
Got home. Somebody tried to sell me weed on the street. I've never had to try so little to find a dealer before.
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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