Dear tim. Christina farted and it smells like kid roses.
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
I'm slowing backing away from her. I tried breaking up with her and it felt like I was clubbing baby seals.
someone just sent me a bong wrapped in christmas paper in the mail. signed 'santa'.
She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
You came in as I got off work, ordered us jack and cokes. Put them on my tab, and then proceeded to fall asleep on the bar.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
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