So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
Chick stood right next to me in the elevator. Like she had the whole elevator and she stood right next to me. So I farted.
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I hope he says my name when they're having anniversary sex this weekend.
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
you invented a new sport called "bacon pulling" and you cried everytime a piece broke
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
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just found out that she named her cat after me.
Drunkness level: fluent in olde norse
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
Sorry dude, one minute I was flirting with a bachelorette party from Dallas and the next I’m being tied to the bed by the bride
Trying to wrangle us an invite to the wedding
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