I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
Just say its a British thing. They wont know Its not. And if they say you're not British, proposition them for a post-sex game of cricket.
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Want to come over? I'm getting stoned and watching Netflix and making s'mores over a candle in my room
So last night I kicked a beer can off of a frat guys head and it nailed one of my sisters in the face. Think i'll be brought up on standards?
Please don't make me ever have to hear the words "the Queen's gynecologist" ever again.
Doing 9 month old dishes in my bath tub. These dishes literally had enough time to gestate a human child
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
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You looked at me, said I was a nice guy. Then you drunkenly climbed on top of me and said you liked me and wanted me.
Two chicks walked outta his room and all he did was beat his chest like LeBron and yell, "And 1!"
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
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