She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
she's doing push ups on the keg. hows a girl supposed to compete with that?
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
how convenient is it that the kid i'm fucking lives right next to planned parenthood?
Said he had been eating pineapple for a week before our 1st date. Not sure if thankful for his consideration or offended by his assumption.
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
i rearranged my furniture so i could masturbate in the sun. how's that for spring cleaning?
Now we're discussing the sex we had and the later lack thereof. It's like marriage counseling via snapchat.
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
Our relationship is perfect
90% threatening to punch him in the dick 10% actual dickpunching
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
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