is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
Got blown by one of the bridesmaids. Family BBQ today. They all know. Talk about awkward.
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hey you knew what you were in for when i showed up with 2 fifths of Jim. plus i left money to pay for a new sink
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
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I. Did. In fact. Sprain. My liver. This. Weekend.
Got my parents to pick me up from the party, take me to the bar and buy all my drinks, then drop me off at my booty calls house.
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
there is such a gross feeling of satisfaction when the married guy i used to hook up with likes my facebook status.
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