oh god the rape fog is back!
Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
Oh. Im drinking alone in a banana costume. Every time youre feeling down, i want you to think of me right now and know that your life is better than mine.
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
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it was like having sex with a tree stump
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
I thought I was smashed last night but the girl trying to pee in the fridge had me beat. True story.
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Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
Talked a police officer into driving us the 1/2 mile home from the bars because we didn't want to walk. I never knew the back of cop Cars had plastic seats.
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