..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
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I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
Go tell your boss to go fuck himself because you have beer and doritos and zombies waiting on you
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I don't mean to crush your hopes and dreams but having sex IN the Stanley Cup isn't possible
Happy 4 year arrest-aversary! I promise no thanksgiving has been as eventful as that one haha..
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
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