There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
the women in the ladies room did not appreciate my innovation of turning a sink into a urinal
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Dude, I think my check liver light just came on
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
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Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
Ladies don't puke and tell
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
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