worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
She gave me a foot massage with her tongue. I think we're both scarred for life.
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
Oh, and that ugly chick transformed into a veritable goddess when she came back at 3AM with a handle of vodka and 100 chicken wings
You left me with no money to have random Chicago sex. The least you can do is pick me up an egg mcmuffin on your walk of shame back to the hotel.
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
This whole having a new phone thing is like starting all over in life with a clean slate! (My old text convos are gone)
New phone new life!
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
I broke my wrist trying to give him a blow job...
And this is why we can’t have nice things
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
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