You're not pinnochio. Lying isn't going to make it bigger.
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
I realized I'm gonna have to fit cheating on my gf, sleeping with my gf and having dinner with her parents all into one Sunday evening
They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
Things I woke up with this morning: half a mcmuffin, orange hair, one shoe and a friendly german man. Tequila was a brilliant idea.
Little boy scout stared at me with judgmental looks while I bought 3 bottles of liquor but refused to buy popcorn from him
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
My dad wants to dress like mitt Romney tomorrow night and tell trick or treaters they owe him candy.
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
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