Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
its a saturday night. im home alone watching legally blonde, eating week old birthday cake and drinking milk out of the carton. so yeah im doing real well
Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
Bitch are you kidding? 2016 is gonna be the year our pussies run for president
We walking to the game and some random guy came up to to me and yelled "hey you're the whiskey guy!" And then high fived me then walked away
Tell him that his phone is taped to the dog's stomach. Stop trying to call it because it makes him scared.
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
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