A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
You can now add 30,000 feet to the places where I have puked
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
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She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
There was a half eaten cheeseburger on my coffee table. Guess I made it to McDonald's.
If I get there and all he has for my big valentines surprise is his body, I'm dumping his ass and posting his dirty pictures on a porn site so people can laugh at him.
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I'M WORRY THAT MY VAGINA WILL NEVER KNOW THE TOUCH OF A MAN AND YOU ARE MAKING A MIXTAPE
I'm straight up riding in the back of my truck in a bean bag chair right now. Feet propped up and four loko in hand. Glorious.
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
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