I'll bet she douches with gravy.
Is it sad that I woke up to more "Happy Holidays" texts on 4/20 than I did on Christmas?
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
You sent me snap chats of you guys having sex. Like plural. It was like flip book porn, I'm traumatized.
I feel like emojis are just meant for explaining sex without using words to make anyone uncomfortable. It's a true gift
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
Ah you cut my boxers off with scissors, we're way past introductions
Help. Why am I so naked?
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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