Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
I woke up at 11 this morning in my car parked in front of the bar.
I know, I tried to wake you up, but I couldnt. So I walked home
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Everything went well, until I walked into his bedroom and there was a Ronald Reagan poster watching over his bed - creepy
Sooo, his balls are like... bigger than my head...
no, i dont want the owner to like me bc i dedazzled my vagina
It is 3am. I'm at a pizzeria with my 4 friends. The one to my right is throwing up on herself, the one to my left is crying hysterically by herself, the one in front of me is passed out on the table, and the other is trying to find a taxi and I'm pretty sure a guy is sticking his hand up her skirt. Tourists are taking pictures. Help me.
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
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according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
He asked if I wanted to "hang out"
A verb which here means "do lines off my dick"
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
Oh boom. You're officially Dr Phil. I need to have sex that I actually remember participating in.
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
My New Years resolution is actually to be MORE petty
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