found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
There is a half eaten corn dog and soy sauce on the counter... WTF did you eat last night??
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i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
100% truth: never tied someone to a bed using 4 pairs of sweatpants before
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
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Dude, I brought the fucking tequila to that party and they cheered for the chick that seriously only brought limes.
I have the most nasty and explicit wet dreams of my boss that I'm embarrassed to look him in the face. I'd be pregnant or promoted if he only knew
Instead of a fine and a few hours in jail he chose to get tasered, break his neck and shit his pants
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
He is a real estate investor who’s face I’m going to sit on.
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
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