Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
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I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
He came inside me, looked me in the eye and said, "Happy Mother's Day"
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
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Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
My vagina is officially offended.
Throwing up into Nora's potty chair while simultaneously having beer shits was truly the highlight of my Christmas season.
After all this I still can't spell gonorrhoea without autocorrect
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
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