is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
tried unsuccessfully for 10 minutes to do bong hits while wearing glow in the dark vampire fangs before realizing air was getting out of the sides of my mouth
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Don't say that out loud. People might think I really like to pee on you.
Of course you don't like it. I am the one who likes it.
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
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The kid across the hall found me in the hallway using a hot pocket box as a pillow. I said its okay I live here.
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
Bitch are you kidding? 2016 is gonna be the year our pussies run for president
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
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