Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Her dad smelled like someone lit a fart and burned their ass hairs.
I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
He wrote on the paper that he wanted a "Ptitty burreto" from taco bell...when we ordered it the girl paused and entered "Potatoe burrieto"....we laughed
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
Unfortunately hes not a hipster douchebag with no life goals, so naturally I'm not interested.
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
So this is my life now? Laying in bed texting about Hulk penis?
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
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