You're so nebulous sometimes
WHY DID I DRINK ALL THE INGREDIENTS FOR VOMIT?!
It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
i found a roscoes card in my pocket that says 'fuck me bare fo $15.20'. Wow
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
I got you a housewarming gift. It starts with "A" and ends with "bottle of Jameson"
he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
He tried to give me a shoulder massage while i peed in the neighbors bushes to "make it more relaxing."... I let him... That drunk
Oh god. It's like a broken faucet. My guts sound like a bilge pump clogged with golf balls and cake frosting.
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
Call me and get me out of this conversation NOW. My coworker is talking to me about her birds having sex again...
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
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