I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
isn't that the guy who always buys you drinks?
yeah. i love a man who still buys me drinks after the bar cuts me off.
next time on intervention
OH MY GOD I CAN'T WAIT TO BONE YOUR EX BOYFRIEND. HOW AWKWARD IS THIS?
SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
I just watched two birds fight or fuck. It was crazy. Another bird was watching closer and I know that bird understood what was happening better than me.
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