Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
Are we going out tonight?
My conscience says no but my vag says yes
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
My new dealer was watching Space Jam and eating ham off a frisbee when I went over. He's my new favorite person
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
Accidentally drunk dialed my mom last night. Started the conversation with "Where you at girl?"
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
I kept my extra Molly pill in my wallet in the change part, that's also where I keep my body jewelry while I'm working. The nose ring punctured the pill essentially coating itself in MDMA. My nose ring is back in my nose. This could be entertaining
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