i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
please keep texting me so i can pretend someone likes me
i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
he just tried to convince me that tylenol is a gateway drug
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
I'm pretty sure my moms getting nailed in the bathroom right now while I'm chaperoning. God damn it.
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
We lost you in the mall, but to no surprise we found you waiting in line to sit on santas lap. You said you wanted to ask him for a pound of weed and a subway giftcard for xmas.
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
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