pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I should have known I was in trouble when you started pouring shots all over me
You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
Are you aware that you called your mom to say hi before you dragged the random guy into bed last night?
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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