And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
38 yer olds are good kisserssss
There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
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do herpes really smell.
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
you grabbed the waitors dick and yelled '2nd base' and then he gave you his number. I hate your life.
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everyone thought he was too sick to make it, but he showed up. Ten minutes in and he's doing vodka shots with nyquil chasers
trading diseases for a hangover? that's either a really good decision or a really, really bad one. we'll find out if he wakes up tomorrow
Fair warning, if I start singing "Kiss Me, I'm Shitfaced" at any point tomorrow, just go with it
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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