like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
Bring your kids so they can distract our kids so we can drink beer in peace.
I did the walk of shame to church this morning.
hooker boots and all?
Yep. People looked at me like I was the prodigal daughter returning home. Full of sins but welcome anyway.
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
Accidentally spilled a drink on her roommates skirt, offered to clean it, and got a blowjob out of the deal. Something went horribly right.
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call.
I think it's safe to say me, swords and vodka can never be aloud in the same room again.
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
He picked me up went to throw me on his bed. I landed on the wood frame. That's how I broke my rib. We still fucked. Thanks tequila. Best injury ever
I got to masturbate in Rome in a gorgeous hotel room. Don't try and tell me I need a boyfriend
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
The police report said "I asked the suspect if he had any identification. He replied yes and gave me a Pizza Hut gift card"
He sent me a selfie with his cat. He has found a way to my heart. And pants.
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
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