I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
Hey its me your friend who impressed the pharmacist by already knowing the generic version of plan b by name
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
Man. Apparently I blacked out between the 4th margarita and my air mattress. Asleep in my jeans at 10pm. Mom outdrank me again.
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
Thanks to you I just drunkenly spot washed a Star Wars hoodie, at midnight on a Friday. If there is a greater level of nerdiness I do not know of its existence
He's on the porch naked. Help.
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
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