I admire a woman who can maintain dignity while puking after too much whiskey
I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Dude, just discovered frito and mozzarella nachos. Don't say I never contributed anything to this world.
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
Ugh why does it have to be margarita Monday. Why can't it be pants off dance off beer pong but with jager Monday.
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Because I can't get laid, I'm day-drinking and hunting squirrels in the backyard. You can take the girl out of Montana...
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
We had sex in the morning in pregnant lady position. Like fuck me like the hott piece of ass that I am, not your wife of 7 years.
Sooo...you're driving 6 hours for free booze?
Don't judge me.
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