i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
my facebook friend requests are always from girls of boyfriends i have fucked, facebook is the worst reminder of shame
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
Now one day I will be able to tell my children how a drag queen in a gay bar told mommy that bin laden was dead
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
The stoned girl at the dining hall just handed me a single chicken wing and insisted that she's "unable to procure more rations"
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
You made me take a photo of you under the stairs at the bar. "Look I'm Harry Potter."
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
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