He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
Everytime she tries to call me all I can think about is when she tripped walking down my steps during her walk of shame. Then I laugh until it goes to voicemail
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
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Drunk, high, and in a taco costume. Wish you were here.
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
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Hi this is the guy from the cell phone store. Your Dad just upgraded your phone as a surprise. I didn't tell him about your topless pics on your phone. I transfered them to new phone. Nice rack!
I really need to get a comfy set of masturbating shoes
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
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