He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
The doctor told me if I woke up with a broken foot and don't know how it happened, I might want to look into getting treatment.
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
The number of times I've puked in the Walgreens bathroom is becoming way too many for my pride.
Is everyone touching their nose at me a sign that I should stop snorting vicodin off my phone in the bathroom at school?
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
I threw my back out having sex last night. I don’t know whether to high five myself for a job well done or cry because I’m old.
No. I'm home alone and 100% dickless. I hate my life.
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
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