people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
Life lesson learned last night, if you are too drunk to use the atm leave the strip club
Omg calling you in 10 to update you on who I peed on last night
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How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
My dream had 1 penis and 2 pizzas in it. Priorities?
Wait, you seriously DON'T keep vodka in your backpack??!??!?
When God was sprinkling self control to everybody, he ran out and was like ehhhh she'll make it!
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
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She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
Getting free blow from a total stranger, who asked permission to stroke my eyebrows, was the highlight of my evening out. Also, I have a new cuddle dealer.
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
I asked him to tell me a bedtime story, then threw up on him.
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
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