Annihilated within 20 minutes of arriving on Saturday, proceeded to hook up with him half a dozen times/almost have sex in the shed. Later on I text his boyfriend letting him know he's okay and that he's asleep next to me. If I could parlay this skill into a vital component of national security I'd be the Jack Bauer of homewrecking. Diner later?
and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
you tried to tell me that ice cream had no calories because they were "frozen"
He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
I'm so confused as to where the sexual euphemisms end and the drinking starts
The chances of me making out with someone next weekend are about the same as me not remembering it.
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
Fuck twitter. Fuck men. Fuck bras. Fuck flip flops. Fuck makeup. Fuck perfume.
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
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