brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
The jonas brothers playing in your laptop. This is why guys won't sleep with you...
I believe that I finger-banged my way to the top of the corporate ladder.
Whyyyyy do my fingers smell like Chinese food.
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my mom just poured a water bottle of wine to take my dog on a walk...
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
Bad news is I found gravy in my nightstand again.
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
Last night was the first night with all of the roommates, and what started as a calm night of light drinking got out of hand. There's a girl on my couch wearing only a fanny pack.
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Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
I wanted to buy shoes but nothing fit. So i'm getting a vibrator.
My mom just came upstairs handed me an Adderall and asked if I could help her wash the ceilings
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
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