Ever have the mailman look at you like youre a chronic masterbator. I have.
I caught myself masturbating while watching a baseball game today. It was over before I realized what was going on. And then I was just confused.
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
I already wrote the apology to my liver. He knows whats up
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
You told me to keep you from drinking, but we both know I'm not that kind of friend.
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
I wish I could send you one of those donuts I had. Like teleport it to you. Because it would change your life
Is it bad that we left the kid passed out on the bus? I think his name was texas. I was too drunk to be questioning this.
Security showed up because apparently we were fucking too loud.
As your roommate I can attest that y'all do indeed fuck rather loudly
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