nut hugger
Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
So help me Jesus we're never drinking together again. But weekends don't count. Amen.
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
It's going to be weird as hell when you have kids. I'll meet them and think "Hi, Did you know that I was almost your dad?"
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
You gave my cousin a blowjob and are facebook friends with my mom. Is there a name for this level of friendship?
He goes from zero to fucking up in 2.4 drinks. Like the sportscar of bad decision making.
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
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