Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
I’m once again drinking at eight am on a Sunday in my tutu. This garment is literally my best purchase ever.
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
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I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
He kept walking up to every girl at the party saying "Hi, I'm George Clooney. No I won't marry you." He left with three girls.
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
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How do you delicately ask if your friend's dad was arrested for solicitation of prostitution?
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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