dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
Fyi: he's overweight and balding. My biological clock is ticking so loud I can't hear the TV.
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
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we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
I probably looked like a mental patient. I had my IV in one hand and cup of pee in the other, swaying around with a dazed grin on my face. I love vicodin.
Beer vodka and pink lemonade powder mixed together. So. Many. Penises. My vagina will be calling out to them tonight. Coooooooooooooome.
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Hypothetically going to the gym on coke was a good idea
I'm considering offering a class on how to find good porn.
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
I just realized I'm having shark week, during shark week.
I'm eating cold pizza from work and drinking beer from a wine glass trying to decide if I want to shower or just rub one out and go to sleep. How have I ever gotten laid?
Because you're really hot before taking the time to actually get to know you.
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