how can u be prego again
We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount
hey i found one of your nipple clamps under my couch, i miss you!
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
He was jealous of me and threatened by me. I'm like, just cause I could fuck your girlfriend doesn't mean I'm going to
She's not even my type. She doesn't have a penis or a drug problem
He walked around my apt complex completely naked and started peeing in the maintenance because he thought it was the bathroom. So yeah, pretty drunk.
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
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Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
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