There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
masturbating while the coffee brews is the new power nap
I am not apologizing for rubbing my balls on your leg...that is a risk you take when you come out to the bar with me
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
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