Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
in jail i did the beyonce ass shake for the police officers & called Sally from my collect phone in my cell & started singing "im in JAAAIL IM IN JAAAIL",
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
I should hang a sign above my bed that says "get hard or go home."
It's alarming how good I'm getting at being productive at work on Thursday after Johnny Walker Wednesdays.
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
They left me at home... I'm a liability
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