he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
How's work?
Spinning.
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
I remember now some guy came over and hit on me and poured peppermint schnapps and chocolate syrup in my mouth. Pretty sure he was dressed like Santa....
You went to jail last night?!
Just a little bit.
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
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