...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
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he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
you kept lifting my skirt up, yelling "PANTY PARTY". needless to say, you're at the top of my father's shit list right now.
Can you check your dirty laundry bag for my tooth.
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
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Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
I am a good friend because I got you a bagel. I am a bad friend because I ate half of it.
If I hear you use the phrase "silky soft scrotum" one more time I swear to God you'll regret it
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