Red Bull/Vodka? You bet I'm showing everyone my penis tonight.
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
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Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
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i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
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