hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
You were parading around the bar chugging girls drinks and then asking them if you could buy them a drink. It was actually genius
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
Selling Girl Scout Cookies outside bars for higher than retail value has got to be the most profitable idea. Ever.
you referred to yourself as the crossing guard because of your neon shirt and began directing bar traffic
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
I stared at him for a solid five minutes because he looked like what I imagine god would look like if god was a lumberjack
I tried to order champagne at IHOP last night
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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