On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Everytime she opens her mouth it's like a fucking terrorist attack on my life.
So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
At one point last night while tipping the bartender you looked at him and said "If I need money later, I'm taking this back"
The only coherent words in the 6 texts i recieved were don't, cute, fucking, beer, and lions
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
The girl behind me in psych just tapped me on my shoulder to tell me there was a condom wrapper in my hood.
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
I consider myself an expert at getting drunk and embarrassing people at weddings.
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
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