The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
I'm playing with the baby I just found in your kitchen
I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!?
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
She called him at 5 AM so that he'd be ready for her birthday breakfast and drinks at 6. This is why people don't need to wait until their 21st to have their first drink.
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
That hot shower felt like it washed away all of my problems... Except being pregnant... Ps just found out I'm pregnant. Fuck.
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
Randomize
