the shit that comes out of a woman's mouth when she knows you can't hit her is fucking unbelieveable
I just remembered we said the Lord's Prayer before we went out last night.
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
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um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
party gras won. party gras always wins.
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
We somehow managed to get the sumo-wrestler costume into the washing machine, but I don't think the cupcake icing completely came off... And it still smells like tequila.
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
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how is telling me how long you drunkenly fucked someone supposed to make me miss you?
I'm over my straight phase. They all turned out to be idiots and none of them got me off. I'm going back to hot girls with strap ons.
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
don’t ask me. i snorted coke off of a pregnancy test box last night. i obviously don’t make the best life choices.
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