Oh My! A car just drove by me a splashed me with a wave of water. I am drenched and soaking wet!
I am sorry--all I heard is that you are wet.
I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
I lost my phone so I put sticky notes all over my roommates body asking her to wake me up at 7:00 AM.
Judging by the amount of alcohol multiplied by the amount of her exes here, tonight will be ending in tears.
He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
I guess I was telling girls last night that I was a virgin with terminal cancer again
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
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