I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
My fridge broke, and apparently the back is missing. The repair guy just fixed it with a pizza box. I didn't ask where the box came from, but it wasn't mine. Reason #20 why rent is cheap.
I was in the bathroom and I heard a phone ding inside one of the stalls. I really wanted to say, nature is calling, but I was still in my work uniform
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
I shouldn't be drunk at 3 pm but alas, here we are...
you put your keys in the fridge so you wouldn't forget your yoohoo
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
YOU ATE THE FUCKING GOLDFISH!?
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