kristin has been a bad kristin
I walked out of the bathroom and both of you girls were giving the gay guy head. I was like, "laaaterrr."
so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
This girl named her kid Rainforrest. If I die, just know it was from laughing so fucking hard.
apparently the dude across the street has been dead for like a month. now I feel bad about pissing on his lawn
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
Just sneezed out a half gram of coke into a tissue. Four hours after the fact. The bender continues.
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
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