hey what are you doing
hooking up with some marlborough girl. shes gorgeous!
i texted you because i like you, and i told my freinds you were my fiance. but sine we're not dating you're not cheating and i'm pathetic
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
I'm out of vodka and money. My semester is officially over. The way I see it, my finals are just forms I need to fill out in order to leave campus.
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
These muscle relaxers obviously don't work because I'm harder than a fucking diamond.
You said, "I'll have this whole island inside of you by 6 AM. Just point out who you want and I'll make it happen."
He showed up soaking wet with a flashlight and a ping pong ball. I couldn't say no
Well we've always known you have a weakness for guys with balls in their hands
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