ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
please come you make the beer taste better
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
Come over and play the Jeter 3000 drinking game. You drink if the commentators say "captain" or "3000". I'll drink if they say "overrated" or "past his prime".
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
Do you know what the cost code is for strip clubs? I'm filling out my company expense report right now
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
I stared at him for a solid five minutes because he looked like what I imagine god would look like if god was a lumberjack
i found 4 slices of pizza in my toaster, and a can of unopened soup in my blender.. wtf?
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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